Post by MGNoxa on Feb 28, 2016 17:28:15 GMT -5
I've been watching you all for a long time, it's time I revealed myself.
Worship me mortals!
PREORDER WORSHIP BONUS
Extra points in faith and One Commandment which is exclusive to your preorder!
TEN COMMANDMENTS
1 - Give JMM internet chocolate
2 - Give Bladerunner internet chocolate
3 - Play Video Games
4 - Name and worship a Waifu (I'm an inclusive god, you may name a Husbando.)
5 - Watch Anime
6 - If you see JMM rub his back AND if he requests a "Happy Ending" you know what must be done
7 - Be cool, wear sunglasses indoors and only dress in black
8 - Treat every member of the community with the respect you give your Waifu
9 - Play Senran Kagura, any game will do
10 - Annual Waifu war in my name
BONUS COMMANDMENT
Rain anime on the hardworking folk of GoldenEdge
PREORDER COMMANDMENT
Play Video Games in a slightly different environment
FREE DLC
Censored sexy anime costume to dress your new god in.
PAID DLC #1
Do battle with Satan and save GoldenEdge from a hellish takeover. (Repeat the commandments)
PAID DLC #2
Your faith has been shaken, find your new meaning in life. (Repeat the commandments)
PAID DLC #3
Map pack. (Repeat the commandments with a new texture)
Now I give you a miracle to cement your new found faith!
I made this possible.
Spread the word of GoldenEdge!
Worship me mortals!
PREORDER WORSHIP BONUS
Extra points in faith and One Commandment which is exclusive to your preorder!
TEN COMMANDMENTS
1 - Give JMM internet chocolate
2 - Give Bladerunner internet chocolate
3 - Play Video Games
4 - Name and worship a Waifu (I'm an inclusive god, you may name a Husbando.)
5 - Watch Anime
6 - If you see JMM rub his back AND if he requests a "Happy Ending" you know what must be done
7 - Be cool, wear sunglasses indoors and only dress in black
8 - Treat every member of the community with the respect you give your Waifu
9 - Play Senran Kagura, any game will do
10 - Annual Waifu war in my name
BONUS COMMANDMENT
Rain anime on the hardworking folk of GoldenEdge
PREORDER COMMANDMENT
Play Video Games in a slightly different environment
FREE DLC
Censored sexy anime costume to dress your new god in.
PAID DLC #1
Do battle with Satan and save GoldenEdge from a hellish takeover. (Repeat the commandments)
PAID DLC #2
Your faith has been shaken, find your new meaning in life. (Repeat the commandments)
PAID DLC #3
Map pack. (Repeat the commandments with a new texture)
Now I give you a miracle to cement your new found faith!
I made this possible.
Spread the word of GoldenEdge!
Thank you all for being awesome! I don't think I've properly thanked anyone yet at GoldenEdge for being cool and friendly and this is my way of thanking you all for being such an awesome community. I am a god though so you better heed my word or be smited hard.
I've wanted to write about video games for a while, definitely the early high school days and I knew it was always out of my reach due to my skill level and writing technique, so I knew if I did something it would have to be video based and it took me a long time getting there but thanks to YouTube I met JMM and as a result was introduced to you, but it didn't stop there because thanks to this community I was able to write about video games on the new site and it's not a job but that doesn't matter because thanks to all of you I was able to do something I've wanted to do for a very long time.
So, thanks for being awesome!
Don't worry about this being out of the blue, I'm not going anywhere, I'll still be around to annoy people and get my monkey to do things (he knows who he is.)
Dibs on the Uncharted 4 review. I wouldn't be able to say that without you!
I've wanted to write about video games for a while, definitely the early high school days and I knew it was always out of my reach due to my skill level and writing technique, so I knew if I did something it would have to be video based and it took me a long time getting there but thanks to YouTube I met JMM and as a result was introduced to you, but it didn't stop there because thanks to this community I was able to write about video games on the new site and it's not a job but that doesn't matter because thanks to all of you I was able to do something I've wanted to do for a very long time.
So, thanks for being awesome!
Don't worry about this being out of the blue, I'm not going anywhere, I'll still be around to annoy people and get my monkey to do things (he knows who he is.)
Dibs on the Uncharted 4 review. I wouldn't be able to say that without you!