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Post by Blade Runner 07 on Mar 12, 2013 18:11:53 GMT -5
Well not black. Dark for sure. Much darker than any picture I've ever seen of him in written bibles.
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Post by JMMREVIEW on Mar 12, 2013 18:19:06 GMT -5
Yeah, Also a man with a beard those days were married.....
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Post by Blade Runner 07 on Mar 12, 2013 18:22:52 GMT -5
Yeah lots of stuff doesnt add up but it was a long time ago. I'm sure gnomes were real as some point... okay maybe not.
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Post by JMMREVIEW on Mar 12, 2013 18:36:00 GMT -5
He's learned to open doors
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Post by Xargen on Mar 12, 2013 19:40:04 GMT -5
Personally I like Pastafarianism, the belief that the Flying Spaghetti Monster came and changed the world!
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Post by MMCC0203 on Mar 12, 2013 21:46:59 GMT -5
Yeah lots of stuff doesnt add up but it was a long time ago. I'm sure gnomes were real as some point... okay maybe not. Funny thing is, that's essentially what young earth creationists think. They actually think that people lived with dinosaurs...in fucking harmony.
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Post by Blade Runner 07 on Mar 12, 2013 22:12:38 GMT -5
Did they live with the dinosaurs? Nothing says then did. Did the live in harmony? I say hell no. Not when they know how to open doors.
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Post by Xargen on Mar 12, 2013 23:14:17 GMT -5
But wouldn't it be cool to ride around on the back of a velocoraptor? Or better yet...
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Post by Blade Runner 07 on Mar 13, 2013 10:05:54 GMT -5
Way more cool than what I think when I think of human in harmony with dinos... Notice no raptors.
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Post by Xargen on Mar 13, 2013 12:21:36 GMT -5
... How big is Jesus?
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Post by Blade Runner 07 on Mar 13, 2013 12:32:20 GMT -5
Well some egyption text found and released yesterday says Jesus did in fact have the power to shape shift... agranstrom.wordpress.com/2013/03/12/shape-shifting-jesus-described-in-ancient-egyptian-text/On a side note. In spite of all the fuss games have caused in the last decade with nudity and bloody violence the norm for games like God of War, GTA, and numerous others why don't they make a game where you play Jesus. If they can twist real honest to God (no pun intended) history in to fit some of the stranger ideas in Assassins Creed then I'm sure we can have Jesus game. Saviors Creed.
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Post by Xargen on Mar 13, 2013 12:41:17 GMT -5
Instead of a hidden blade, it's hidden holy water, you go about baptising people!
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Post by Blade Runner 07 on Mar 13, 2013 13:02:17 GMT -5
Like after being crusified his body dissapears (as the story goes) and then cut to 3 years later and he's miracling people to death. The final boss battle is epic but after that the true boss battle with Judas the Undead begins. Having gained unholy powers from satan. Okay I'm reading way to much into this.
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Post by MMCC0203 on Mar 13, 2013 16:20:31 GMT -5
Well some egyption text found and released yesterday says Jesus did in fact have the power to shape shift... agranstrom.wordpress.com/2013/03/12/shape-shifting-jesus-described-in-ancient-egyptian-text/On a side note. In spite of all the fuss games have caused in the last decade with nudity and bloody violence the norm for games like God of War, GTA, and numerous others why don't they make a game where you play Jesus. If they can twist real honest to God (no pun intended) history in to fit some of the stranger ideas in Assassins Creed then I'm sure we can have Jesus game. Saviors Creed. Better yet. How about Muhammad's Creed? Imagine the shitstorm that would ensue. Personally I'd rather see Jesus in a zombie game. He was "resurrected" after all...
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Post by Xargen on Mar 13, 2013 18:36:25 GMT -5
I don't think anyone would be dumb/brave enough to tackle that MMCC, though it might be entertaining lol... Zombie Jesus game, where on easter, you take control of the freshly raised Zombie Jesus, and you go about hunting heathens brains to eat, however because people are terrified of zombies, your followers attack you too, and you have to not kill them as they try to shoot you
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