Post by Mr.Spinks on Oct 21, 2015 9:50:10 GMT -5
We probably need a censor!
"INSURGENCY"
Captain Mcdickhead
"My friend told me this game looked like Call of Duty. I laughed. Then, I did what any reasonable person would do. Pulling out a claymore, I screamed ALLAHU AKBAR at the top of my lungs as I sacrificed myself for Allah and wiped his ignorant face off the planet."
Mr.Nobcheese
>Be me
>Arab
>find out about insurgency on sale
>love it
>dad finds me playing it
>hears people yelling "ALLAHU AKBAR" on voice chat
>calls me an infidel
>beheads me
such is life in north africa
"MOUNT AND BLADE WARBAND"
Douche Nuggets
I sold slavers into slavery.
10.1/10 IGN
Massivmus Retardicus
Recommended
1,772.6 hrs on record
Posted: 2 June
I played it for an hour or two.
Pretty fun game.
Richard Face
- Become part of the kings army
- Kings army dies and he is inprisoned
- It tells me I have 30 days to save him before I become a deserter
- I find where he is located and proceed to save him
- I kill everyone and get him out of the prison
- He thanks me for freeing him
- 2 minutes later, I am denounced and considered a deserter
10/10 Would save the king again!
"Dawn of war"
Really tempted to name and shame these people but seriously go to the store page and read down the reviews you'll see this twice
WAAAAAAAGH!!!
SPESS MARHEENS! ADVAHNCE!!!!
This game... Dawn of War is a timeless RTS classic that bumps hips with legendary RTS titles like Starcraft, Age of Empires, and more. The Warhammer 40K universe is mostly about the Blood Ravens (the space marines) and their hellbent (or is that... heavenbent...) mission on purging the world of heretics, and other filth.
Copy and pasted another persons review to use as there own the sad cunt!
I really wish people would use the reviews to actually wright a review not post the same bullshit over and over again that tells you fuck all about the game you are about to buy there is even terrible games with a positive rating because of these fucktards I hope that one day we can actually have a proper review section in steam...
I know it's not cheerful but I had to rant!
"INSURGENCY"
Captain Mcdickhead
"My friend told me this game looked like Call of Duty. I laughed. Then, I did what any reasonable person would do. Pulling out a claymore, I screamed ALLAHU AKBAR at the top of my lungs as I sacrificed myself for Allah and wiped his ignorant face off the planet."
Mr.Nobcheese
>Be me
>Arab
>find out about insurgency on sale
>love it
>dad finds me playing it
>hears people yelling "ALLAHU AKBAR" on voice chat
>calls me an infidel
>beheads me
such is life in north africa
"MOUNT AND BLADE WARBAND"
Douche Nuggets
I sold slavers into slavery.
10.1/10 IGN
Massivmus Retardicus
Recommended
1,772.6 hrs on record
Posted: 2 June
I played it for an hour or two.
Pretty fun game.
Richard Face
- Become part of the kings army
- Kings army dies and he is inprisoned
- It tells me I have 30 days to save him before I become a deserter
- I find where he is located and proceed to save him
- I kill everyone and get him out of the prison
- He thanks me for freeing him
- 2 minutes later, I am denounced and considered a deserter
10/10 Would save the king again!
"Dawn of war"
Really tempted to name and shame these people but seriously go to the store page and read down the reviews you'll see this twice
WAAAAAAAGH!!!
SPESS MARHEENS! ADVAHNCE!!!!
This game... Dawn of War is a timeless RTS classic that bumps hips with legendary RTS titles like Starcraft, Age of Empires, and more. The Warhammer 40K universe is mostly about the Blood Ravens (the space marines) and their hellbent (or is that... heavenbent...) mission on purging the world of heretics, and other filth.
Copy and pasted another persons review to use as there own the sad cunt!
I really wish people would use the reviews to actually wright a review not post the same bullshit over and over again that tells you fuck all about the game you are about to buy there is even terrible games with a positive rating because of these fucktards I hope that one day we can actually have a proper review section in steam...
I know it's not cheerful but I had to rant!